I have a secret. I was a very sleepy baby, especially shortly after I was born. I’d fall asleep during meals all the time. My parents would try to touch my cheeks, rub my neck, shake my hand, tickle my feet, massage my back, tickle my arm pick, etc. Yet no matter what they try, I’d still be sleeping like a baby. This makes it harder for them because I’d wake up almost every 2 hours and be hungry again. Finally my mommy found the right weapon to keep me awake – a hair. Every time I fall asleep during meals, she’d tickle my face with a hair! It would wake me right up and I had to start working again. It’s so unfair, I just wanted to take a nap from time to time. Sigh, a baby’s life is so hard…
Another secret, I once soiled 4 diapers in a row when daddy was on diaper duty and another day I successfully managed to get my parents’ bed wet clear from the other end of the bed. My mommy hasn’t changed as many diapers as daddy and grandma have. So I like to play the diaper game with her from time to time. I like to play it at night especially because that’s when they are most sleepy and vulnerable. One night, after I was done eating, mommy felt that my pants were wet, so she put me down to change me. But I had something else going on in my tummy, not sure how to tell her yet, I had to use the only way I know, you know what I mean. So with a big sigh, mommy mumbled something like “I should’ve waited longer” to herself, and then put me into a clean diaper again. Then I’d be laughing to myself and thought “ha, gotcha back mommy!”
